Murphy's law on women...

1.    Chances are - If you think that a woman is beautiful,  she will always have a husband,  or a boy-friend  -  to prove it  !

2.    Chances are - The more beautiful a woman is,  the greater the chances that,  she may dump you  !

3.    Chances are - The more make up - a woman wears - she may look proprtionately uglier  !

4.    Chances are - the man standing next to a beautiful woman and chatting with her,  may not be her brother  !

5.    Chances are - if the woman whom you like,  likes you back,  she may let you know about her interest in you,  after you are married to another lady  !

6.    Chances are - The more you ignore a woman,  the more she would be interested in you  !

7.    Chances are - The more you chase a woman,  the faster she may run away from you  !

8.    Chances are - The more you like a woman,  the more her father will dislike you  !

9.    Chances are - the number of bullets in the gun owned by the father of the woman you like,  maybe directly proportional to the extent of your interest in his daughter  !

10.  Chances are - when you get a woman to be alone with you,  her friend will come to meet her  !

11.  Chances are - when you get a woman to be alone with you,  her friend who comes to meet her,  will be a handsome and very exciting male hunk  !

12.  Chances are - the day,  the woman whom you like comes to talk to you,  that may be the day when,  you are most badly dressed  !

13.  Chances are - the day,  the woman whom you like comes to talk to you,  that may be the day when,  you forgot to brush your teeth  !

14.  Chances are - the day,  the woman whom you like comes to talk to you,  that may be the day when,  you forgot to wear body deodarant  !

15.  Chances are - the day,  the woman whom you like comes to talk to you,  that may be the day when,  you have an itch problem  !

16.  Chances are - the day,  the woman whom you like comes to talk to you,  that may be the day when,  you have a gas problem in your tummy  !

17.  Chances are - the day,  the woman whom you like comes to talk to you,  that may be the day when,  your ex-girl friend comes to re-concile with you  !

18.  Only 35 % of the women in this world are supposed to be beautiful.  Chances are that,  it is only the balance 65 %,  who may be in your company  !

Humor - Understand men...

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern
connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned
response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Translated: "That girl standing on the corner is a
real babe."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum
cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner
was a real babe."

"OH, DON'T FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but
will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you
just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me,
and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated: "Oh, please don't try on one more
outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."

Good movie...Departures

Sleepless night again...searching on watch32.com for some movie to get sleep and found this movie today...  Departures. It was a Japanese drama film written by Kundo Koyama about Daigo Kobayashi, a cellist in Tokyo loses his job when his orchestra is disbanded and move back with his wife, Mika to his hometown to get a new job. This movie was release on 13th September 2008. 

"Daigo's father ran away with the waitress when he was very young, and his mother raised him by herself. His mother died two years ago, and left him the house where he grew up. Daigo feels guilty about not having taken better care of his mother. Back home, Daigo finds an advertisement in the newspaper for "assisting departures". He goes to the interview, uncertain of the job's nature. He is hired on the spot after only one question ("Will you work hard?") and being handed an "advance" by his new boss Sasaki. He discovers that the job involves preparing the dead. Daigo reluctantly accepts. 

Daigo completes a number of assignments and experiences the gratitude of those left behind, gaining a sense of fulfillment. But Mika finds the DVD and begs him to give up such a "disgusting profession." Daigo refuses to quit, so she leaves. Even Yamashita, his old classmate, tells him to get "a proper job."

After a few months, Mika returns, announcing that she is pregnant. She seems to assume that he will get a different job. While Daigo and Mika try to work things out, the telephone rings with the news that Yamashita's mother, has died. In front of Yamashita, his family and Mika, Daigo prepares her body. The ritual learns the respect of all present.

The story ended with the elder Kobayashi's death. Daigo and Mika go to see the body of his father, but Daigo finds that he cannot recognize him.  While Daigo dressing his father's body, Daigo finds the stone-letter he had given to his father when he was little, in his father's hands. He is at last able to recognize his father from his childhood memory.

P/S: Thank you Mr. Kundo Koyama for your story and all the crews of this drama. It was a good one, a very good one indeed.